- IS THERE A MR KIM?
- When did Jackson stop being Town Selectman, and Taylor start again?
- Did Jason have to move in with the Enron boys?
- Did Luke and Lorelai have babies?
- Who owns the Twickem house?
- What did Kirk do with all his money?
- Did Madeline and Louise ever leave Spring Break?
- Did Barack ever find out about Rory’s criminal record?
- Did he…. notice that she doesn’t “have it”?
- Did her criminal record get expunged?
- Does she work for Hilary now?
- Are Steve and Qwan hot now? (sorry)
- Did Brian ever get with the Replacement Laine?
- Did Hep Alien ever make it?
- Has Laine realised she’s better than Zac?
- Does Miss Patty have another husband (apart from The Business We Call Show)?
- Is Dean still surly and hot?
- Did Lindsay remarry?
- Did Michelle get a new Chow puppy?
- Did Rory ever send her stuff to Christian Amanpour?
- Arguably the worst guest star Gilmore Girls ever had.
- Come on, you know it’s true.
- Did Jackson get a vasectomy?
- Did anything else catch on fire?
- Did anyone ever fix the bells?
- What is Al’s Pancake World serving now?
- Has he finally run out of napkins?
- Has Lorelai killed Paul Anka yet?
- How is Emily doing without Richard?
- Pauses to cry
- Pauses more
- Carries on
- Did she get a dog?
- Has she managed to keep a maid yet?
- Is she angry at him for dying, given that she demanded to go first?
- Cries more
- How is Penolin Lott?
- How on earth do you spell Penalyn Lot?
- Where are Tool living now?
- Did Roy ever go to Fez?
- Did she maybe go to Fez right after Richard’s funeral?
- Cries again
- What’s April up to these days?
- Is she studying science at Harvard?
- Does she still wear that helmet all the time?
- How many rock polishers does she currently own?
- Are we ever going to get to see her mother and Jess’ Dad’s partner in the same room?
- NO BECAUSE THEY’RE PLAYED BY THE SAME PERSON.
- What is Jess up to?
- Is he a famous author now?
- How many surly babies has he accidentally fathered?
- Did Anna Fairchild ever make it to Yale, or did she drop out and become an erotic dancer?
- Does Logan have an avocado tree?
- Does he work for Rupert Murdoch?
- Did he marry the girl with the gorilla mask?
- Or maybe Finn? #GAY
- I would marry Finn. #Australian
- Finn is probably dead.
- RIP Finn.
- Marty?
- How is Marty?
- Is he still a fucking miserable wet rag with good Snap-Crackle-Pop hair?
- LUCY AND OLIVIA?
- Maybe they could do a crossover where Olivia has scored a starring role in a Marvel Netflix spin off?
- Yes?
- Is Olivia still making things out of trash?
- Yes?
- Are Paris and Doyle still together or did she accidentally-on-purpose kill him during a Krav Magar training session?
- Has Gill cut his hair?
- How did Luke give everyone back all of their tents and raincoats after he sewed them all together? Did he unpick them all? What about the holes? Were they mad?
- Did Emily sneak out to the Dragonfly Inn and install a tennis court covered over with a bubble while Lorelai was sleeping?
- WHY ARE YOU ONLY MAKING FOUR EPISODES?
- WHAT WILL WE DO WHEN THEY’RE OVER?
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